Dear Neighbor, Drop Dead by Saralee Rosenberg

By Saralee Rosenberg

In Mindy's yoga-obsessed, thirty-is-the-new-wife local, on a daily basis is a conflict among Dunkin' Donuts, her jaws-of-life denims, and Beth Diamond, the self-absorbed sancti-mommy round the corner who appears 16 from the again. quite a bit for sharing the chores, the shops, and the occasional mischief to rival Wisteria Lane. it is one other day, one other trouble till Beth's marriage turns into fodder on fb. all at once the Ivy League blonde has to be “friended,” and Mindy is the final mother status. jointly they tackle hormones and starvation, relatives feuds and constancy, and a harrowing trip that spills the reality approximately an unplanned being pregnant and a seventy-year-old miracle that altered their fates perpetually. expensive Neighbor, Drop useless is a hilarious, stirring romp over fences and defenses that begs the query, what did you do to deserve dwelling round the corner to a loopy girl? occasionally it is worthy checking out.

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Diamond,” Stacie sang. ” “Any time,” Beth muttered. ” Jessica asked. ” “Not today. ” “I don’t think you could anyway,” Stacie said. ” Beth snapped. “It better not be the flu! ” “But Mom! Mrs. Hanley says that stuff is bad for you. ” “Enough with the Mrs. Hanley nonsense already. ” Dear Neighbor, Drop Dead 29 *** By the time Beth finished both school runs, she had six minutes to make it to her nail appointment. Of all times to be driving behind the USS Imbecile. Didn’t this guy know the accelerator was on the right?

Cue up lecture number sixty-two. Life is not fair. ” Jessica screamed, throwing a copy of her mother’s conversation in her face. “Why do you always have to be so mean to Daddy? And don’t think me and Emma are gonna live with you ’cause we’re not. We don’t wanna be like Corey Halpert. Oh, wow! He’s real lucky! He gets to see his dad on a Webcam. . great life, Mom! Thanks! Just what we always wanted. ” Beth recognized the conversation and felt faint. “Oh my God . . ” 52 Saralee Rosenberg “From Stacie and like sixteen other people.

She dropped the vanity mirror to take a quick peek, just as the FedEx driver decided not to run the yellow. Didn’t he have packages to deliver by ten thirty? She slammed on the brakes but was already on the truck’s tail, and the rain-slicked pavement showed no mercy. Within seconds she was eating an airbag. Fortunately it was lo-carb. Three It was after two when a bedraggled Mindy arrived home from the pediatrician, the bank, the hair salon, and Burger King. Just as Artie predicted, Ricky had a little nothing virus and was ready to rock and roll.

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